Life as I know it |
I'm 22. I graduated university with a degree in history. I plan on getting my masters in medieval or ancient history as well. I'm a bit of a nerd. You learn to just block it our after a while. Oh and I'm married to the coolest dude ever. His name is Taylor. He buys me food and has sex with me. I like him. Most days. I have a chronic illness called fibromyalgia, if you don't know what it is please feel free to ask :] |
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It’s Alumni Monday! My, little doxies, what big teeth you have! That’s Badass alum Charlie Parker (right) and his new forever sister Wren, cuddled up for a snooze and showing off their ferocious teeth. You can almost hear their snoring through the computer. Way to go, Charlie Parker!
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boy I do wonder who of these people will turn out to be plot relevant
I’m sure it’s the first one with their hood up. o3o
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NotesYou wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.
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Notes any pregnant ladies or mommies still awake?i have a question lol
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NotesOmfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?you broke the world
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NotesWhite people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
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” When your food comes out ”
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NotesProtip: Telling someone that they “should be flattered” when you fetishize them is fucking dumb.
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NotesRDJ’s sitting-down version of Gangnam Style.
that face.
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Notes“Eddie definitely ranks number one in my heart, number one in my mind, man I wish he was here.” -Rey Mysterio
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Notesi was in the middle of maths today and my friend took my shoe off my foot, pointed at it, yelled “ME SHOE COLLINS” then pointed at my foot and yelled “JENSEN ANKLES”
hE JUST S ENT ME TH IS I AM CRYING
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I procrasturbate more than I should xD
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Throwing it all the way back fresh out the V!!
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I’m turning to prostitution. For a new laptop. Hit up my ask box for £20 blow job.
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I guess grades were posted…?
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My sweet $0.89 Belle cup from Walmart. Haha. I’m such a little kid.
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He’s currently in the backseat yelling into his bucket, listening to the echoes and cackling.
Everyday with this little weirdo is a blessing. <3
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misspeanuthead replied to your photo: Aubri is always the cutest thing post nursing. So…
that’s great to hear!! glad it’s been...
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My sister is all huffy because she told me (didn’t ask) to make her buttercream icing. I said I didn’t want to and she goes “you should do this for...
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Is it possible that I cry everytime I watch the first 10 minutes of the movie “Up”? T________T
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My butthole hurts already
